Redwings 1 - Sturpid Team from Nashville 0

It was a good game last night, for one Detroit team anyway. Wings made it look easy and good old Zetterburg was in the zone. As happy as the game made me I still had to be reminded "IT'S APRIL IN THE D!" every commercial break. I'm sort of numb to that phrase anymore but every time I visit Detroit from now on beware anyone who might ask me what month it is.

Another thing has been on my mind lately. You know, that awesome duo that is Datsyuk and Zetterberg...... aka. Euro-Twins.... I'm all for nicknames but Christ on a cracker if the media is going to make up nicknames the very least they can do is make them good.

My little image up there clearly argues my case that they should not be called Euro-Twins any longer. But to back it up, I'll also write them down for you.

1. They don't look alike, or have the same last name. Kind of hard to be twins of the European variety if you don't have the same mother.
2. Google Njurunda, Sweden real quick. If you go by the first five links it's the most beautiful place to visit in the world. Damn, better get me a damn plane ticket now. As for Datsuyk and Sverdlovsk some might say "but Brent, A large chunk of Western Russia is kind of sort of part of Europe." WRONG! But go ahead, try and tell me Sverdlovsk is on the European side of Russia..... Sorry I don't agree with anything you just said. He was born in Asia, not Europe.
3. As if the first two were not enough evidence to end the retarded nickname there is one final piece. While Datsyuk is sexy is his own right Zetterberg is fucking Suave Sexy.... He has a Supermodel girlfriend and has his own clothing line "Z". But mainly what makes him so suave is his slicked back hair.

Speaking of his hair... Maybe they could call him Henrik "the slick" Zetterberg...... as dumb as that is... It's better than the fucking "Euro-Twins."