The Tigers are reeling so bad that teams are doing what was once thought to be impossible. Last night, Jim Thome -- according to ESPN -- hit a grand slam with only 2 men on base. Sounds like a Chuck Norris joke.
Other gems from yet another Tiger masterpiece? Here:
CHICAGO (AP) -- John Danks was so good on Wednesday night, White Sox catcher Toby Hall decided to stop calling curveballs.Why torment the Tigers?
"I just felt after the first inning that he had good command of his [other] three pitches and we decided to get rid of one," Hall said.
- JV went 7.2 IP, gave up 5 ER on 6 hits, and had 8 K's against 3 walks. He also was left out to throw 130 pitches. On another night that line might have turned out better if he had any run support. That's baseball.
- A grand total of five Tiger hits tonight. Good lord. Feel the urgency, fellas.
- Tonight it's Zach Miner against Javy Vazquez. I have a hunch that this one could be bad.