October 10, 2008

Everyone is pissed at Def Leppard

Alfredsson a no-go for the Wings/Sens game. But that's not the big news.

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Search any number of hockey blogs or general sports sites today and you'll see Def Leppard committing the most heinous crime ever captured on television.


Even if you've never seen the Stanley Cup, how can you think that this is the way you set the fucking thing down. It's got a fat ass base with that rubbery black thing on the bottom. Yeah, the BOTTOM, you ass wipes. And, it's got a bowl on top... usually those things point up. I'd like to see how this cock-bag eats his cereal.

If the Wings happen to not win the cup for like another 90 years or something, we'll look back upon this moment as the Def Leppard Curse -- the year that the dipshit band soiled the Red Wings 2008 Cup defense by desecrating on decades of hockey history in one swoop of unscrupulous idiocy.

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