DETROIT RED WINGS 2 - 0 BOSTON BRUINS
We didn't wreck your precious hockey game.
- Ozzie walled the B's for his 50th career shut out. He doesn't really care about that stat, but I know he reads this site. So it is with great pleasure that I will congratulate him anyhow: Good job Chris, I'm tapping the proverbial stick in your general direction. Also, please stop sending me your "perfect murder" schemes regarding Brett Lebda.
- The Wings managed the game well enough to win, but I didn't think they were challenged all that hard. After a semi-shaky defensive 1st period that saw 13 Boston shots they allowed only 16 over the last 40 minutes. No killer turnovers to speak of.
- Leino looked a bit rough. We all thought he was broken in half when he was destroyed in the 1st period ... couldn't believe he got up as fast as he did.
- I kept forgetting that Chara was playing. Pretty unnoticeable for a man the size of a swollen Ericsson.
- I liked Doug Janik. This was him after the game: "I just tried to keep it really simple .... Just start on my own end, play good defense and kind of move up from there.” (mlive). That's exactly what he did. No stupid plays, ate the puck when he had to, and did nothing to disgrace Mikael Samuelsson's soon-to-be retired #37.
- The Boston power play looked like a flaccid penis.
- #44 was fucking awesome tonight. Really starting to change my mind about this guy and I might consider using his name again. He displayed the speed of Darren Helm while exhibiting the hands of a surgeon, threw his weight around and thoroughly dominated this contest like it was wearing a ball gag and couldn't remember the safe word. (What I just did is called "lying".)
- Examples of players who aren't colossal wastes of sperm: Darren Helm, Tomas Holmstrom. One skates really fast and forechecks with the intensity of somebody trying to repopulate the Earth by himself after a nuclear holocaust; the other was supposed to be on a steep decline but is instead leading the team in goals and pumps out gold like this: “I don’t know what to say ...... Sometimes it goes in, and sometimes it doesn’t.”
- Watching Pavel Datsyuk in person is amazing.
- Had an awesome time with Sir Osrt and his lady friend, proving once again that not all of the cool people you meet on the Internet are trying to rape you. Osrt's a swell guy and I'd make a bro-mance joke right here if it wasn't so overdone. God am I gay.
- TTD's Top 3 Wings:
#2 ~ Pavel Datsyuk, for single handedly being worth the price of admission and keeping my fantasy team afloat (oh wait -- forgot to set the lineup again. I'm going to stab myself).
#1 ~ Chris Osgood
11 comments:
"I don’t know what to say ...... Sometimes it goes in, and sometimes it doesn’t."
I see Holmstrom has experience with whiskey dick too.
Also, word verification: Comeness. I really am eleven years old.
I looked for you guys. Actually took a whole lap around the concourse between the 2nd and 3rd period. Didn't see one Sped Swede in a Datsyuk shirt or a "brown dude" in a white Lidas hoody with a blonde.
Your "Keith Jones-esque" prediction: The Wings will never lose at games that we both attend.
I was thinking last night that you, OSRT and Animal Drew need to attend all Wings games from here on out!
Glad you got to see this game (as I did not, F*** Versus/DirecTV).
Nice to get a shutout and not keep up with our trend of allowing a goal starved team to break out of their slump.
People getting to watch the Wings in person: My jealousy knows no bounds. You are one lucky dog...
Kept myself sane by not paying too close attention to the game--it's the only way I can keep my blood pressure in check. (Had to talk to the daughters and let them know I'm still alive. You know, had to do that 'mother thing.')
"The Boston power play looked like a flaccid penis"
My God. This comment is pure gold.
A girlfriend on one side and a boyfriend on the other. Both blonds. I was in heaven.
We didn't leave our seats much Drew but did go out for a drink afterwards; I wish we exchanged numbers so we could have met up.
#44 needs to stop pussyfooting around and make it happen. Why the hell he thinks a pass between the legs is a good play no one knows, but the bench is waiting for him.
Sophia thought Helm was the best player on the ice. He had a few shifts of really strong forechecking, drew the penalty, got it out of the zone, supported his D, was all that and a bag of chips (I live in the 90s).
Patrick Eaves got molested all game; he'll be on maternity leave soon. I'm hoping to see more out of him.
We need sponsorships to get to all the home games.
To stop my jealously, I'm gunna get a bunch of cool people to go to next weeks Wings/BJ's game. Yeah, that's right.
Agreed on putting Big Bert on the bench soon....he got an assist on the Holmstrom goal only after he realized he can't pass and gave the puck away at the blueline moments before.
This is why nobody wants this bum anymore....
Better off to give Adelkader or Helm his spot
We didn't wreck your precious hockey game.
And damn lucky for you that you didn't do just that, too. :)
"Also, please stop sending me your "perfect murder" schemes regarding Brett Lebda"
As long as those schemes don't include Michael Douglas and Viggo Mortensen. Those two couldn't even take out Gwyneth Paltrow's narrow ass.
As long as those schemes don't include Michael Douglas and Viggo Mortensen. Those two couldn't even take out Gwyneth Paltrow's narrow ass.
laughing outwardly and loudly
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